December 2010
“also, that bitch should ask before she eats our food. Because from now on,...”
– Fronz
I’m not funny. I’m not clever. I’m indecisive. I get frustrated easily. I’m far too picky.
And somehow, you can put up with all of that.
You must have diamonds in your eyes and gold in your heart.
I don’t mind telling you that you have no soul.
Sweeney Todd
The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street.
that’s what I choose to watch on Christmas Eve. And probably tomorrow too.
oh, you know Chata? CHATA FUCK UP!!
you should come with a warning sign.
caution: I will fuck you over and not ever apologize for it.
i just want to watch despicable me and go to sleep. i hate how cute you are and how far away you are.
so much frustration.. but i’m not angry.
I wouldn't say I'm a Negative Nancy.
I’d day I’m a Realistic Rachel.
I always realize we’re out of milk after I pour the cereal into the bowl.
I’m so happy I could die. who am I kidding?
dumb 3D glasses never work.
drugs have taught an entire generation of kids to...
that being said, I don’t know how to use the metric system.
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I find very few men more attractive than GSP.
remember, no matter how good she looks, there’s someone out there who is sick of her shit.
what kind of world do we live in where style...
“I’m not a cop! I don’t have a mustache, I don’t wear polyester...”
– Pete
Bruno Mars has no idea what he's talking about.
Nobody has a sexy laugh.
2011
I stumbled upon a Cat Cuddles calendar at the mall yesterday. I seriously considered buying it.
one day I will be on Let's Make A Deal.
and when I am, I am taking cash over curtains or boxes! everyone on this show is dumb for taking anything else.. unless its a car.
I'm not good at anything.
"REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
ivanakillyou:
katkillzkittens:reeeezay:beautyfrompain10:
a dog bit a hole in my sister’s pants because she wouldn’t let him hump her.
that's not even almost cute.
“me: oh
just got a picture of a vagina
but it’s classy
kind of artsy
Marlene:...”
– (via steppingoncracks)