February 2012
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powerslidingtheworld asked: The game is called "Cut the Rope" (0.69p) price of a can of coke.
Michael: What's she doing? She told me to text her if we do anything.
Me: She's working right meow.
Micheal: ARE YOU KITTEN ME?!
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lolomofo:
I wish I could still use this as a place to vent.
collegehumor:
Fixed iPhone Rock God Commercial
No, Siri won’t email all of your contacts about your upcoming show again, asshole.
FUCK A HISTORY ASSIGNMENT.
There’s a bat in my store who I have appropriately named Bruce Wayne. Also my best friend just saw Pierce Brosnan and Demi Lavato.
Turning my phone off for the day. I don’t need anything else stressing me out.
Cool. I ruin everything.
Amanda and I are both supposed to be getting...
Black Jesus died for your rims.
I want to do this. And you’re so flaky.
Sherlock Bro-lmes